He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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