Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
third nipple confirmed
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
