so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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