beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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