Whatcha textin bout Willis?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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