I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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