I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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