we're blogging at a bar
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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