Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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