i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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