what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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