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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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