2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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