No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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