just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
