My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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