69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
