My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
