ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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