I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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