Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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