the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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