Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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