I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
