So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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