I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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