I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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