do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I licked your asshole in confidence.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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