I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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