if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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