I want to stick my p in your. b.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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