how can u be prego again
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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