The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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