Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize
