you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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