Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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