Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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