I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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