ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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