If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
