Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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