Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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