We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just want nice things and good sex
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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