I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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