Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So much rum. So many feels.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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