you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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