I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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