dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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