I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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