Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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