well I can't set my house on fire every night
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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