I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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