This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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