Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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