What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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